Hilarious look at the diversity of names found among college athletes. Compliments: Chris Payton.

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Evidently, people are looking for a hard copy of the names, so here you go. The players:

The East

D’Marcus Williums, University of Georgia
T. J. Juckson, Wayne State Univeristy
T’Variusness King, Merrimac College
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, University of Miami
D’Squarius Green, Jr., University iof Notre Dame
Ibrahim Moizoos, University of Tennessee-Chattanooga
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, Michigan State University
D’Isaiah T. Billings-Clyde, Coastal Carolina University
D’Jasper Probincrux III, South Carolina State University
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz, East Carolina University
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, University of Middle Tennessee
Davoin Shower-Handel, University of Southern Mississippi
Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University
L’Carpetron Dookmarriot, Florida Atlantic University
J’Dinkalage Morgoone, University of South Florida
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, California University of Pennsylvania

The West

Saggitariutt Jefferspin, Texas A&M
D’Glester Hardunkichud, University of Wisconsin
Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt, Saskatchewan University
Quattro Quattro, San Jose State University
Ozamataz Buckshank, Stanford University
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard, Jones College
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter, University of Northern Arizona
X-Wing @Aliciousness, Missouri Western State University
Sequester Grundelplith M.D., Adams State University
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish, South Dakota State Unviersity
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V, Albion College
Eeeee Eeeeeeeee, San Diego State University
Donkey Teeth, Boise State University
Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith, Nevada State Penitentiary
[The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop], University of Missouri-Columbia
Dan Smith, Brigham Young University